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Beer 52: Belching Beaver’s Me So Honey Blonde Ale

by Burk
Belching Beaver

One of the great creations of man is beer. Barley based beer dates all the way back to the Sumerians. So it would be easy to say beer has been helping ugly people have sex for over 5,000 years. Now that we have established the fact that beer is the number one wingman of all time, how do you go about selecting the best wingman for you?

I have to confess, I am biased and giving a positive review for a Pale Ale of any kind, will be very hard for me to do. So, for me it’s about Lager’s, Kolsch, Stouts, Wheat, Pilsner, Porter’s and other beers of these natures.

Now if you’re the type of person that has your hair pulled back in some sort of man bun, bitch biscuit or twat knot and you’re looking for a review on some type of chocolate beer with pumpkin over tones now is the time to go ahead and go to your Cosmopolitan magazine and look for their reviews.

When reviewing a beer or any other item here at the Unoffendable we will be using an eagle rating system. If its poor in quality it will be called an ill-eagle not recommended. Then we will go with a standard 1-5 eagle rating system.

The way we have come about selecting our beers for tasting and review is about as basic as it comes. Strolling the beer aisles in our favorite stores. As I walk through I look for certain things one most important is a theme to tie in to what I’m actually planning on doing.

O.K. so a little more about me, I was born in the early 70’s so that makes me an 80’s aficionado. This is a very broad brush to use when describing a person’s knowledge, but as I tell people all the time, my brain is where pointless information goes to die. By now I’m sure you’re wondering where the hell is he going with this. Well let me tell ya!

I’m aimlessly wandering through the aisle of my favorite beer hunting location with really no true direction except to find something different. Then all of sudden, this beer catches my eye, first thing I notice is the mascot, it’s a beaver then I see the text Belching Beaver Brewery, being more than slightly twisted, you can imagine where my mind went, okay now I’m interested! Do you remember me saying I’m a product of the 80’s?

Well what I saw next on the label solidified its purchase, Me So Honey Blonde Ale! Automatically my brain goes right into the song by 2 Live Crew and stays there through the entire six pack. (Ah me so honey, ah me so honey….me drink you long time) you know you just sang that.

Belching Beaver Brewery is Located in Southern California with multiple establishments carrying them on tap. Even though this a refreshing beer, this wheat blonde ale carries a bit of punch bringing 5.5% by vol count.  Not only do they put out an exceptional beer but they have fun and inventive names to go with them. I would highly recommend grabbing a dozen of these and wrapping your mouth around some beaver!

I give this beer 4.5 Eagles and currently have it in my refrigerator and will be mainstay in future loaded ice chests.

If you have a beer you would like for us to review please e-mail me at Kenny@theunoffendable.com . For more on Belching Beaver Brewery, visit them at https://store.belchingbeaver.com/

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